Andrew's Peach...

This needs to be addressed. In December of 2018, one of the best games for the Nintendo Switch came out. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Now I personally do not own a Switch but I want to. My friend Mokhtar has one and as soon as this game came out, he bought it. He's a bit of a Smash Bros. nerd, but that's irrelevant. We both started playing (and obviously he's better than me) but lately my friend Andrew, who also owns a switch, has been playing me.

I first started playing him after the Smash Tournament that was held at our school. I was pretty proud of myself, since I almost beat Mokhtar to make it to the semi-finals. It was really close and I was confident. Ever since then, my and Andrew have been playing, and he's been destroying me.

Now here's the problem. Andrew uses Peach. And he seems to think that Peach is the absolute best character, an unbeatable god. Well I have news for him. Peach is just a little lady who can't stop herself being caught by Bowser five times every game. She depends on a weird little Italian man to save her and then goes on to fight me with her stupid umbrella in Smash Bros.

Now I main Link, and I am very confident that one day, Link will beat Peach. He's been taking her crap for too long. One day he's gonna take his sword, and stick it into her dumb crown to finally take it from her. Link is the best elf and one day he will beat Peach.

Link is the unbeatable god, but he just needs to reach his full potential. Peach... I'm coming for you.